![]() ![]() #SPELLCASTER UNIVERSITY JANITOR MOVIE#Trapped inside the school with the ghouls are two irritating horror movie fanboy geeks and a severely talent-challenged wailing, roaring, head-banging heavy metal hair band. A bunch of folks are transformed into fanged, growling, blue-skinned flesh-eating zombies who go on the rampage. A toxic chemical gets into the water supply at a New Jersey high school. Granted, most of the humor is strictly of the unintentional kind, but it's still often sidesplitting just the same. This uproariously atrocious piece of cheerfully cheap'n'chintzy low-budget horror splatter schlock has to be one of the funniest things I've had the pleasure to watch in quite some time. although I'd really like to see him redo this with his assets today. Bottom line is this was really a waste of my time and was beyond cheesy. The effects of the ghouls were weak and had no heart at all. All he does is set and tell these dumb ass jokes. His scene really has no bearing at all to the film. They even try to bank off of Howard Sterns' sidekick Jackie the Joke Man. Watching the extras and hearing the commentary from director Timothy O Rawe, even he wishes he could have redone it. Though it's really not fair to compare it to Class The story itself was a really good idea, and could be a cool movie, given that the effort put forth were better. Now it's up to a couple of geeks and a really crappy metal band to escape the mayhem before the students consume everyone in sight! As stated prior, GHOUL SCHOOL plays like a cross between Class of Nuke Em High and Saved By the Bell. ![]() A chemical that causes everyone it comes into contact with to become flesh-eating ghouls. Originally it was filmed in 1990, sad thing isÂ…it shows!! The story starts out with a couple of school punks searching for a hidden treasure, and mistakenly unleash a chemical into the school's water supply. So I'm checking out this movie I received recently called GHOUL SCHOOL. The gamble doesn't pay off: this is so bad, it's unbearable, and is unlikely to find a following even amongst the craziest of horror fans. Clearly aware of the clumsy, derivative, and totally nonsensical nature of his own poorly constructed script (a muddled blend of Return Of The Living Dead and Demons), writer/director Timothy O'Rawe doesn't waste any energy trying to deliver genuine laughs or scares, preferring instead to chance his luck with the 'let's make this so bad, it might get a cult following' route. After shooting the janitor for his lack of co-operation, the pair locate a hidden room in which they discover a control panel with two big buttons, one of which they decide to push this releases chemicals into the school's water supply, turning anyone unfortunate enough to come in contact with the contaminated H20 into slavering, blue, pointy toothed monsters hungry for human flesh. ![]() well, actually, I have no idea what it is they are after, but they don't find it. This dreadful film opens with a pair of losers busting their way into the basement of a school, where they try to force the janitor to reveal the whereabouts of. #SPELLCASTER UNIVERSITY JANITOR TV#Repetitive quips about chlorine endless scenes of mullet-wearing jocks failing to shoot basketball hoops a metal band who only play one tune and whose supposedly great singer seems to have forgotten his lyrics a confused looking TV chat show host and a desperately unfunny comedian (played convincingly by a confused looking TV chat show host and a desperately unfunny comedian) exchanging crap one-liners and a geek with a strange lower lip: this is just some of the inane garbage to be found in Ghoul School-quite simply, one of the lamest excuses for a horror comedy that I have ever had the misfortune to see (and I've seen quite a few). ![]()
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